6 leçons dans la réalité de chat
1. How they think they look frolicking in the snow.
"So powerful, so fast and so all-terrain."
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Help, I can't feel my whiskers."
2. Comment ils pensent qu'ils regardent en gros plan.
"Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"
"Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"
"Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"
3. Comment ils pensent qu'ils regardent l'escalade des arbres.
"I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."
"I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."
5. How they think they look having drinking.
«Oups, j'ai réussi quelques petites gouttes délicieuses de lait sur mes lèvres qui me font paraître plus adorable.
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."
6. How they think they look enjoying the rain.
"John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.”
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."
"Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."
4. Comment ils pensent qu'ils semblent se prélasser autour.
"Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."
"Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"
"Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"
5. How they think they look having drinking.
«Oups, j'ai réussi quelques petites gouttes délicieuses de lait sur mes lèvres qui me font paraître plus adorable.
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."
6. How they think they look enjoying the rain.
"John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.”
Comment ils ont vraiment l'air.
"Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."